ME: This would be Ulquiorra if it had the most important and characteristic feature of Ulquiorra: his eyes! YOU: Just in case you didn't notice, his eyes are closed. ME: Right, Ulquiorra + closed eyes huh?! Got a better one, Ichigo + bikini lol NOT! Even better Ulquiorra's face on Ichigo's body. Ah my bad, you already did that?*
*Translation: Isn't Ulquiorra much skinnier and shorter?